Interesting Observations
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I
think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument
going.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about
seeing UFOs like they used to.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize
that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box
to start a campfire?
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