Two Conversations
Here are two versions of the same conversation.
--Female version:
Woman-1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman-2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.
I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman-1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck
with this stuff I think.
Woman-2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute
I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid
it would accent my long neck.
Woman-1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for
a shoulder line.
Woman-2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have
your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at
my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could
get clothes to fit me so much easier.
--Male version:--
Man-1: Haircut?
Man-2: Yeah.
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