Donating Their Steaks
When my daughter was 3, we went to Longhorn Steaks. She looked around curiously and then asked, "Daddy, why are those cow heads on the wall?"
"Well, honey, those are the cows that donated their steaks to us", I said.
With authority she exclaimed, "Oh no they did not! They shot them and took their steaks!"
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