Comprehending Engineers-Take One
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed
time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and
mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you
are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some
work done."
Comprehending Engineers-Take Two
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
Comprehending Engineers-Take Three
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
Comprehending Engineers-Take Four
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half- empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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